Ok starting again on the aquatic ape theory, we humans have some exceptional adaptations over other great apes. Its not just the more famous differences like having an opposable thumb, or the fact that we can walk in an uopright posture for a sustained period of time but many smaller adaptations which we dont really see as unique for our species. Heres a list of the various adaptations.
Vestigial webbing between the finger Muscular nostril aperture control
Voluntary breath control
Greasy skin with an abundance of sebaceous glands
Large Penis
Sweating
Tears
and yes
Missionary position for mating
Now lets have a look at each of them specifically.
Bipedalism
Bipedalism is a rare characteristic in the animal kingdom and humans are the only mammals to walk and run on two legs habitually. There must have been very strong selection pressures for it to have evolved. Bipedalism predates the earliest found tools by about one million years. Bipedalism also predates the significant increase in brain size that was most likely needed for the manufacture of tools. The regular use of stone tools and the increase in brain capacity are believed to first appear with the species Homo Habilis 2.4 million years ago.
Bipedalism in the human lineage has been dated to roughly four million years ago.
Many who study human evolution believe that none of the “savannah theories” provide sufficiently strong selection pressures to outweigh the many disadvantages of bipedalism in the savannah environment. As well as all the muscular remodelling that was necessary, the change to bipedalism altered the angle of the birth canal in females resulting in a more difficult mode of giving birth. Our hearts work harder to pump blood around our bodies due to the enhanced gravitational pull on blood returning from the legs.
In 1960 Professor Sir Alister Hardy proposed that we must have had an aquatic phase in our evolution. He suggests that at an early stage of hominid evolution, early in the fossil gap, the area of land inhabited by a group of hominids became flooded. Morgan later suggested that this area was the Afar triangle/Danakil desert, which is a low lying area known to have been flooded at this time. This flooding would have lead to an environment of flooded forests, islands and mangrove swamps. Hominids living here would have spent a lot of time in the water, probably coming to rely on it for the abundant and nutritious food sources it contained.
When wading in water there are obvious advantages to being bipedal, the major one being that one can walk further in without drowning. A bipedal posture also presents less resistance when walking through water and means that one can look down to the ground for food without needing to be completely submerged.
There is some evidence from the behaviour of the probocis monkey that water tends to promote bipedalism. They live in the mangrove swamps of Borneo, are good swimmers and walk into water on two legs. They have even been observed walking bipedally when on land.
Hail loss
Humans are considered primates. This order includes apes, monkeys, and lemurs. There are hundreds of living primate species, but only humans are naked. Naked mammals are known to evolve in two kinds of habitat: A subterranean one or a wet one. All other non-human mammals that have lost their fur are either swimmers (whales, dolphins, manatees, walruses, etc.) or wallowers (pigs, tapirs, hippopotamuses, etc.). Even the elephant and rhino show signs of a watery past, and will wallow whenever they can.
Some scientists suggest that humans became hairless to prevent themselves from overheating in the savannah. But no other mammal has ever needed to do this. A convering of hair can act as a defense against the heat of the sun. That is why even desert-dwelling mammals, like the camel, kept their fur. Another suggestion is "to make sweat-cooling possible", but many species use sweat-cooling effectively without losing their hair.
For a savannah primate, hairlessness would create a serious problem. Primate infants are carried around by holding onto their mothers' fur; the females would be severely slowed during foraging if that was no longer possible. There is one simple conclusion that can explain this: Although the best insulation for land mammals is a fur coat, the best insulation in water is a layer of fat.
Sub cutaneous fat
Humans are, without question, the fattest primates. Our bodies contain ten times more fat cells than would be expected in an animal of our size.
The two kinds of animals which often have large deposits of fat: Hibernating ones (the fat is seasonal, like with bears) and aquatic animals (the fat is there all year round, like with humans); most of the fat in land mammals is usually stored around the kidneys and intestines. In aquatic mammals (and humans) a lot of it is stored under the skin. This is why humans can gain a lot of weight in a short amount of time, while other land mammals (like a retired race horse) that don't get a lot of exercise will only gain a few pounds.
It would be very unlikely for humans to develop this feature after moving to the savannah and becoming hunters. If a land predator becomes too fat, it will become slow. It cannot afford to gain weight. The tendancy of humans to gain weight probably came from an earlier aquatic past. It's true that some apes may put on weight if they live in captivity, but there are two differances:
(1) All infant primates are very slender, with almost no fat. There lives depend on how well they can cling to their mothers and support their whole weight with their fingers; only human infants are born fat. They begin to gain weight before they're even born and continue to gain it for several months. White fat, which is very rare in new-born mammals. While white fat isn't very good for supplying heat and energy, it is good for insulation in water and for buoyancy.
(2) The fat is bonded to our skin. If you were to skin a rabbit or a dog, or even a chimp, any fat under the skin would remain attached to the tissues underneath. In humans, it would come away with the skin, as it does in aquatic species (dolphins, seals, manatees, etc.)
The attribute of fat to which least attention has been paid is that it provides buoyancy. The amount of fat in diving mammals is liable to vary according to whether they are surface feeders, or deep divers for whom too much buoyancy would be an embarrassment. It is worth noting that a human baby – apart from adapting happily to the water if introduced to it early enough – will float, whereas a chimpanzee or gorilla infant would sink.
Breath Control & Descended Larynx
The human respiratory system is differant from that of all other land mammals in two ways:
In most mammals breathing is an involuntary action (like the heart beat or digestion), but humans can consciously control their breathing. This voluntary breath control is an aquatic adaptation; it can be found aquatic mammals (seals, dolphins, whales, etc.). When a dolphin or whale decides how deep they're going to dive they can guess how much air they need to take in.
The descended larynx is another peculiarity. A land mammal would normally find it much easier to breathe through its nose; its windpipe passes up through the back of the throat and the larynx it situated in the back of the nasal passages. A dog has to make an effort to bring its larynx down into the its throat so that it can pant or bark, and when it relaxes the larynx goes back up.
Even human babies are born like that, but a few months after they're born the larynx descends into the throat. This means that the opening to the lungs lies side by side with the opening to the stomach; that is why humans' food and drink may go down the wrong way sometimes. It would happen every time if we hadn't evolved a complex swallowing mechanism.
Humans can breathe through their mouths as easily as they do through their noses. This is most likely an aquatic adaptation, because a swimmer who needs to gulp in air quickly can inhale more of it through the mouth than through the nose; also, the only other mammals with a descended larynx (other than us) are aquatic ones.